To Minister of Boy's health

The text below is for entertainment purposes only. No harm meant to any mentioned parties. Sorry for the inconvenience cause

Dear Sir/Mdm,

STUDYING TOO MUCH WOULD KILL SPERM COUNT

I would like the ministry to reduce the time needed for all males spend seating down to study for their examinations or what-so-ever.

The heat trapped between the thighs and the crouch area and the chair would cause the sperm cells to DIE. As we all know, the optimum temperature is a bit lower then the body temperature. Anything higher than that, will cause the the production to decline and thus leading to stoppage.

And your men keep complaining about the falling birth rate. How can the males make magic if their soldiers all dying of heat???

Please think about that. Whether it would create wonders or not, it all depends on you guys now.

Thanks;
bird