Jack and Jill when up a hill

Jack and Jill when up a hill
to fetch a pail of water...


Guess what, I fell and hurt my ankle by tripping over 2 or 3 steps of stairs...

2 or 3 steps leh...

Then I still got up and flagged down a taxi to go sch for 3 lectures.( I thought there's tutorial but then there's none.)

I should go see a doctor!!!But I still when to school and sit at the same seat for 3 hours...

And it got numb. And I can't walk properly.

Haiz...

Last day of work, first day of school.

YES! Tomorrow is last day of work!

Facing tons of paper, one faulty-always-kena-paper-jam printer, 1 fridge that always mysteriously ended up open the whole night and many FHM magazines is certainly crazy.

Cleared many projects and left one project half way, I think I have earned a good sum of money. Good enough for some techno-upgrade! Think of new headphones, upgraded memory, fixed keyboard and maybe one dedicated MP3 player.

Sadly, I would also have to consider if I would want to go overseas or not. If yes, no techno-upgrades.

Anyway. tomorrow's is a CLT at the Meritus Mandarin Hotel. Have to do the data entry faster then valarie.

Beat her hands down! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then aim to beat Nancy! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!












siao liao.

I want to find the old SLR in my house. It's missing and it's has some problems. I WANT TO FIX IT so that I can use.

But my dad then said; " Siao ah! Got digital one still want to use film one! "

Wah lao eh...

Never mind, I still want to fix it. And of cos, use it too!


= )

To do/shopping list

Stuffs I would want to buy/do list for May to June 2007

1. Headphones( A good one. But budget is $99.99 )
2. Send laptop for keyboard repair ( Price: Don't know )
3. Memory upgrade for laptop. ( 512MB DDR II to 1GB DDR II if I got enough money )
4. 2 pairs of jeans. ( I think. )
5. Some plain tee shirts/ polo tee. ( So I don't have to think what to wear. )
6. New pair of converse. ( I got a $50 bucks voucher. Gonna spend it soon. )
7. New stationery ( I got some things such as ruler, stationary case gone missing. Find them or buy them. )
8. Eye check up. ( Didn't go for one in 1.5 years already. Think my astigmatism has gotten worst. T-T )

Boob press

This post is about female friends.

Got this from mooiness:

What is the “Breast Press”? It is what I term the act of a woman pressing her jubblies against my body, in particular the elbow and the upper arm. This usually happens when we are sitting or standing next to each other and she leans across to reach for or look at something. Normally this would be considered a cheap thrill for me, especially when it’s cold. *ahem*

However, this is not ok when it is done by female friends or acquaintances. Why? Primarily it is because I’m already in the “friend zone” which means that the chances of us jumping into bed together are slim. When I get a breast press in this situation, my mind and body fights the eternal fight. My body loves it, but my mind hates it because I get aroused and then what? Unless she’s a “friend with benefits” I cannot consummate it, that’s what!

So ladies? Please do not do the breast press on your guy friends. It is cruel and unusual punishment. I know you feel comfortable around them, that you can talk about anything, and that you think that he knows the flirting is harmless. But you are just driving him nuts with the tension and innuendo.

As a perennial single guy I don’t need further reminders about how wonderful the female body feels up close against mine. Don’t rub up against me unless you are willing to go further with it. Mmmkay?

Drawing a clear good line is very important. VERY important.

Blown Up issuses

I guess the media has been focusing too much about the ministers' pay hike.

A LOT of people are getting angry over that. My colleagues, the kopitiam folks, even the bloggers too!

Talking about ground control! It has gotten worse!

We have people cursing about how much they( ministers ) get comparing to themselves( the people who complaint ). I only got one thing to say to them; MOVE ON LAH!

Look at our neighbours. Corruption is everywhere. I see liao buay tahan. Of couse Singapore Garmen also worry about it too. So don't complaint too much.

I also have some people who argue that the ministers should take up this job to serve the people and the nation not for the pay. But less pay, would they want to do it? Just look at my company, everybody is looking for a better job with better pay, regular working hours, better work conditions, and lots of better stuffs.

Surely, our dear ministers would also want better working conditions bah bah bah...

Anyway... I'm not here to 'shot' the pay hike, but it's just a lot of questions to be asked.

I got an addiction.


I'm addicted to May Day 五月天! Like the funky beats. Not to mention, the some crap and many meaningful songs like 咸鱼！

我没有任何天分我却有梦的天真

我是傻不是蠢我将会证明用我的一生

Lonely lonely night. What can I do in the clear cool night?


Sleep of cos. I'm blogging for the sake of blogging something.

Work-giver commented that I was not normal today.

Of cos. I never sleep enough. So I was very quiet today. Not listening to what the 2 ladies are talking about or giving too much comments about what they are talking.

But my work was very s---l-------o----w today. Sad ah. Earned lesser money today. Was not in the mood ah.

One more thing. I kicked the toilet door at office today. Had fun. But was still grumpy few minutes later. I should kicked it till it dropped.

Note: People stuck inside. So need to kick it open.

So worked and worked. Till 7pm, then I decided to kope the headphones and listen to the songs inside the laptop I'm working on.

SHIOKNESS WITHIN.

= )

9th April 2007

9 April 2007
Monday
12.42am
Sunny then rain then sunny again



Staying up from more then 16 hours for me is bad. Losing sensation in the arms, legs. Slight fainting feeling in the brain.

Woke up at 5.30am. Headed to Jurong on the $3 bucks to-and-back chartered bus. Got home shagged but with my itching fingers and my stupid mind, I ask chih if got anything on.

Siglap 8pm.

I read it as: SIMPANG 8PM.

So happily I got to simpang at 8.10PM. Then I realized Jonathan is not there.

It's SIGLAP 8PM.

Got back to the bus stop. Bus 10 was there, so hopped on to it. I'm pretty shagged. But need to see my friends ah. Very long never see them.

Got to the HONG KONG CAFE. Nice place with SUPER FRIENDLY waiter. But that's in a positive manner.

So lim ying yang, makan roti. Played some declare I learnt on the spot. Not bad, but I ate most of the forfeit.

Because of that, we finished the game quickly.

Jean anti social. Got off at Tanah Merah to transfer to 24. Don't know how to transfer at Expo meh? If too dark I wait with you lah.

-.-

And now, I got a stronger fainting sensation in my head. Jia lat.

I'm broke.

I'm broke. That's not a lie. All those topping up of my Ez-link card has left me broke. In fact, I only have $3.80 to my name.

SHIT YOU SMRT.

Why must my MRT rides to work be so expensive? I should get the concession next time. It's gonna guaranty my bank account would not be that 'light' next time round after getting my pay cheque next month.

And the second reason I could think of is the ever money losing holiday chalet. Hmmm... I should not go buy the stuffs which they couldn't pay me back. 10bucks for the other stuffs I paid and another 10bucks for the chalet. Not to mention the other stuffs that I consumed; double cheeseburgers.

So I'm broke. And I can't watch any movies. No value in my Ez-link card, so I can't travel on bus, Mrt. No spare cash with me, so no Taxi or what so ever.

Can my mother/father/grandmother strike lottery so I could get some tide over money???

No to mention, I didn't pay my hand phone bills yet.

幸福真的不容易。

How true it is. If "happiness" is too easy to obtain, would mankind treasure it or take it for granted?

I guess that when I caused something no good. I would feel bad. So bad that I would imagine robbers in my house with gun and I got shot.

-.-


And that's the most stupidest thing ever.

Where did they go?

I don't like the feeling of being in hot soup.

Once again, I got into one. But it was settled quickly.

Yet, I'm feeling the side effects. I learnt some thing new again.

But why after I bathed. I enjoy my 20 minutes bath you know? My time to slack and de-stress.


Well, it's good to learn it now rather that when I step into the big big world.









Never speak of other girls in front of some one's girlfriend. ( Purposely phrased in a way that's not correct. )

No more one week holiday as I had predicted.

Guess it's pretty suay that you have a TP alumni as your superior.

WHY WHY WHY!?

I have to go back to work tomorrow.

Kena tagged

Got tagged by the one and only jean tan wan jun of Singapore.

Here it goes;

RULES: Each person who gets tagged needs to write a blog post of their own 6 idiosyncrasies as well as clearly state this rule.after stating your 6 weirdness you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names at the bottom of the entry.dont forget to leave a comment on their tagboards that says “you’re tagged!” and tell them to read your blog for information as to what it means. btw, idiosyncracy means:-a characteristic, habit, mannerism, or the like, that is peculiar to an individual.

1) I listen to weird music. Ok. Not that werid. Music that many people would not enjoy that much. Like Spinto band and Red Hot Chili Peppers which many dudes and dudettes do not listen at the age of 18
2) I got many sleeping positions. I can sleep hugging one pillow in one arm. The bolster in between my leg( or leg on top of bolster ) and of cos, one pillow under my head. If not, I would be rotating around the bed. Eg: Head where the leg should be. Leg at head.

3) I'm called bird. Instead of my real name xinhui or joe kwek.

4) I speak lots of nonsense which not everybody gets a head or tail of it.

5) I write peoms which looks like song. On the other hand; does my poem looks like poem at all? It doesn't even follow the normal structure of a poem!

6) I sing sounds instead or lyrics most of the time.( actually I'm out of ideas. So I just hantum on the last point.)


So I have decide to tag this one
1) Ivy.
2) Yat.
3) Jonathan( but he not blogging liao....)
4) Nicholas.
5) Esther.
6) HuiYI!!!!!!!!


MUAHAHAHAH! DIE PEOPLE! GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN!. SHITO IVY got no tagboard. T-T

Hi guys. I'm not working this week! Hell YEH!

But I'm should not be getting to used to life without work/school. I would get very very very lazy.

Unfortunety, I have gotten used to it already. Jia lat. Woke up at 9.50am. Then slacked on my bed till 12. Read my newspapers on the bed. Rolled on my bed. Practically, did nothing useful at all.

To think that I would want to go for a light morning jog. My determination and will power has failed me again. Haiz... *Shakes Head*

Then I turned on my computer. Stared at it for quite a long time. Then decided to youtube and check on tradershub.net, SGX rised from 6.133 to 6.70!

I'm a virtually rich man now!

Then continued doing meaningless stuffs like updating some computer programmes. Scanned my computer for viruses and bugs.

THEN I READ READER'S Digest! SOMETHING MEANINGFUL!!!
MUAHAHAHAH!



P.S I'm getting crazy. Due to the fact that I got nothing to do right now.